Sunday, June 28, 2009

Turned Down

It was quiet
in her head.
No noise
is good noise

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Price of Beauty

"How much for that one?" he asked pointing to beauty.
"That one," smirked the old woman.
"That one will cost you the best years of your life."

Animal Print Instincts

Kiku loved his leopard print coat
but it made all the other zebras nervous.
Mali however,
wondered if he could borrow it
sometime.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Faux Fur

The leopard was attacked and killed by his own Mother.
"I told him never to wear that zebra-print coat, but did he listen?
Nooooooo."

Tokyo Trip


She's going to Tokyo
with a penchant for raw, fishy meals.
But climbing Mount Fuji
May prove tricky in heels.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thelma's Going to Gum

Thelma always gets a tiny tingle
when her dentist tells her to
'open up a little wider'

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Holly and Dwayne Fess Up

After Dwayne expressed his dislike
for foreign and arthouse cinema
Holly told him she never really cared for rodeo.

Fidelio


He bought me
a gold, Venetian mask.
I wore it once during sex
I thought it would be silly to wear it again.

Snapshot Pilot

If he wasn't a wedding photographer,
he would have been a commercial pilot.
Sometimes he takes photos of brides on planes.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Freebie

"How much for that one?" he asked pointing to truth.
"Oh it's free. Please," gestured the old woman.
"Help yourself."

Dwayne's Unworldly

Holly is unaware of Dwayne's dislike
for foreign and arthouse films.
He's decided to tell her tonight,
right after the moonlight screening of Cinema Paradiso

Monday, June 8, 2009

Gilda Chisels Out


Gilda has developed a phobia of strong jawlines.
She is scouting around
for a new, slack-jawed shrink.
Her current shrink is taking it as a compliment

Betty and Rita

Betty is enjoying high tea
with her new neighbour, Rita.
Rita's luscious tits
are covered
in orange and poppyseed cake crumbs.

Apple

I am no better than the worm in my apple
I just have a bigger mouth

Missing

I miss her smile
and her missing teeth
more than she did

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Betty's making Waves


Betty didn't care for pool parties
but the lure of champagne
and the chance to meet her sexy new neighbour
was too great to pass up.

Betty's Single Bed

Unlike her husband,
Betty enjoyed the benefits
of their separate beds.
Pleasuring herself without rousing him
was one of them

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Price of Love

"How much for that one?" he asked pointing to love.
"Make me an offer." said the old woman.
He pursed his lips and walked away.

Soul Mate

"I'm lost
and you have no sense of direction.
I know there's someone else out there
just waiting for you
to find them."

Foiled

Gilda's shrink's plans
for treating her latest phobia of car boots
backfired
when he was stopped
by highway patrol