Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ode to Incontinence

Hey Diddle Diddle
She can't hold her piddle
too many births made her weak in the middle
When she coughs or has a sneeze
the wee wee trickles past her knees
But she won't stoop to wearing a nappy
So she avoids jokes that make her too happy
Look first my friend and do beware
Before you sit upon her chair
there may be a puddle, there may be a pool
but at least it's a tinkle and not a stool.


  1. hehe i really like this one! for some reason, it just made me LOL in front of my laptop.

    your poems are really interesting and i love the ambiguity in them. :)

  2. I'm glad you liked it, thanks for visiting - do come again :)