She was a cruel woman,
a malicious wife.
Her poor, patient husband
has endured a trying life,
just for fun she would often provoke
setting him up with a practical joke.
Well the time had come
after years of abuse,
this old man's noggin
is still of some use.
So while she lay snoring
like an old, fat hound,
he soaked her in fuel
without making a sound.
He put on his coat,
he roused his dog Scratch,
then he lit up his pipe
and flicked the match.
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