Candy was a swimsuit model
She was the pin-up queen
but then she got some cellulite
and readers weren't so keen
So Candy got a big tattoo
of something quite obscene
to cover up the cellulite
and now it can't be seen
but the girls in FHM
are seldom older than eighteen
so she's snubbed them
for a weekly spot
in Skin & Ink Magazine
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